Book Of Trump
BY Hemsworth
Trump's antics are like a never-ending reality show, where every episode features him finding a new way to make Biden roll his eyes and sigh deeply.
Trump's greatest adventure is living rent-free in Biden's head, where every tweet is like a surprise prank that leaves Joe reaching for the aspirin.
Art of Winning Friends
BY Hemsworth
Trump's talent for winning friends in politics is like a magic trick—just when you think it's over, he pulls another ally out of his hat. His charisma is so potent, it even convinced a few Democrats they might like him (briefly). And let's not forget his Twitter diplomacy—turning foes into friends, one tweet at a time!